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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? A: Bob"
"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."
"Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"
"Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock"
"Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine."