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Joke of the Day

"Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"

"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."

"Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!"

"I really thought Monica Lewinsky should be on a dollar.. but she's already had her face on a Bill."

"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"

"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, ""Morning.""He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"

"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."

"Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white? A: Blee-otch."