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Joke of the Day

"Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine."

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""

"I'd completely forgotten I had a boomerang It just came back to me."

"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."

"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."

"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."

"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."

"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off"

"What's a terrible plate pun? dish one."