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Joke of the Day
"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"
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"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"
"What do you call a vaping vegan? A steamed vegetable"
"Why, in the United States, do we not have the letter ""u"" in words like ""favourite"" and ""colour""? Because fuck u and no one likes u, that's why."
"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."
"My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door."
"What's the similarity between communism and a pencil? They both only really work on paper"
"My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."