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Joke of the Day

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife."

"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder."

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"

"My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd"

"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."

"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."

"Our team is doing so badly that ""Manager of the Month"" isn't an award. It's an appointment!"