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Joke of the Day

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."

"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."

"Always remember the first move in every fight...punch to the balls."

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work."

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one animal there and to make it even worse it was just a dog. It was a shit-zu"

"I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat."

"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"

"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."