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Joke of the Day
"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."
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"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."
"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"
"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."
"REALTOR: It's a great neighborhood. Wonderful schools- ME: And the Pokemon? REALTOR: .... sigh. Mostly Pidgeys ME: I think I've seen enough."
"Is the word ""necessarily"" exclusively proceeded by the word ""not""? Not necessarily."
"How to comfort a Grammar Nazi ""They're Their There"""
"Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!"
"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."