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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."

"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."

"I think the guy in front of me is trying to resolve the world's economic issues single handedly at this ATM."

"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."