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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."
Next Joke
"""hello pretty lady."" [i slide down the bar] ""what's your name?"" i say as i casually toss a peanut in my eye."
"Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing."
"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."
"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."
"What is it called when two celebrities are fighting? Star wars."
"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."
"I fucked a vacuum cleaner once... It sucked"
"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."
"There are 3 reasons for ""Liking"" someone's Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I'm liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you."