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Joke of the Day
"I shaved my sack last week... Now I have poke' balls."
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"What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton."
"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"
"My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks."
"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."
"I'm 87% sure ""snooze button"" time is sped up and ""waiting for the microwave"" time is slowed down and this is not okay."
"How many roads must a man walk? 42."
"Surgeon: I need someone to unroll this bandage, stat! Cat nurse, excitedly: I've got this."
"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"