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Joke of the Day
"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"
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"What gym equipment does Jesus use? A cross trainer."
"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
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"How do you know if your room mate is gay? his dick tastes like shit"