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Joke of the Day
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"
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"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"
"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."
"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."
"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."
"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"What do you call a penis and a potato on a boats? A dictatorship!"
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"
"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"