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Joke of the Day
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"
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"They should make an alarm clock that plays the sound of my dog about to throw up."
"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."
"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking"
"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""
"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"
"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"
"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."
"I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month."