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Joke of the Day

"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."

"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"

"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."

"Bartender says,""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into the bar."

"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"

"What is Sacha Baron Cohen's favorite ion? Borate."

"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"

"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."

"I got a boner at a funeral today... It was mourning wood"

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""