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Joke of the Day
"What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton."
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"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."
"I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian."
"So some guys were hanged... ."
"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."
"I lost my rutabaga I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere."
"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""
"What's the difference between men and women? Agenda"
"What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature."
"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"