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Joke of the Day

"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"

"A couple of million dollar ideas: 1) Boxers with pockets 2) A service that lets you throw a live shark from a speeding van"

"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."

"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"

"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."

"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."

"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."

"Coffee is a gateway drug. You end up stirring liquid with increasingly larger sticks until eventually you're paddling a kayak."