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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can't unload sand with pitchforks."

"Don't you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?"

"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."

"How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T."

"The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction."

"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."

"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."

"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"

"DATING TIP: Pick up the check. Pick up the table. Pick up the chairs and the waitress and the bartender. Everyone loves upper body strength."

"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."