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Joke of the Day
"How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T."
Next Joke
"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."
"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"
"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"
"Today I found out that nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried in it. It might be because they're alive"
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"
"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"
"What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache"
"""Half a dozen"" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<"
"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"