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Joke of the Day
"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."
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"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."
"Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. """
"I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* No, no, this is too much"
"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."
"What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got Fat"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""
"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."
"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"