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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."
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"My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill."
"What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games? A wishy-washy Washer washer."
"My father's Texas joke A Texan gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, ""You got an ID?"" The Texan says, ""... about what?"""
"chinaman goes to see the eye doctor so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing. doctor says ""ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"" chinaman says ""no i drive a rincorn"""
"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"
"Mom: can i borrow your laptop? Me: *deletes history* Me: *logs out of twitter* Me: *closes chrome* Me: *opens internet explorer* Me: sure"
"Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait"
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet!, give it to me now!"" She can scream all she wants... I'm not giving her my umbrella."