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Joke of the Day

"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."

"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"

"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."

"What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage"

"I met the donkey from Numbers 22... He was a pretty cool guy... What? Did you expect him to be an ass?"

"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"""My first wife didn't have a gag reflex"" Wow that's amazing ""Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"""

"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"

"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."