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Joke of the Day
"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."
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"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."
"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""
"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"
"Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!"
"What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it? An abortion doctor."
"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."
"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"
"Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!"
"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"