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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that France changed their flag? It is now just White"
Next Joke
"What do you call a black pilot? A glitch in the matrix"
"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."
"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love' and on the back they say 'But I wont do that!'"
"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."
"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"
"Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead."
"People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?"
"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"