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Joke of the Day
"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."
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"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"
"Are ""authorities"" ever not "" baffled?"""
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"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."
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"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."