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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black pilot? A glitch in the matrix"

"Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25."

"I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements"

"I'd tell you the one about the Jonestown Massacre, BUT... The punch line's too long."

"I shouldn't play with Legos? It says ""Ages 7 & Up"". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class."

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."

"Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena"

"Why can't midgets be accountants? Because they always come up short."

"I wrote a poem: Dinosaurs, they used to roar, but... No more. Still mad atchu, meteor."