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Joke of the Day

"Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead."

"I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Where do stoner cars store their weed? In potholes."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."

"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"

"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."

"What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? An idiot, just a god damn idiot."

"F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip"