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Joke of the Day

"People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?"

"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."

"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"

"Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul."

"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"

"Hitler has heard that the Americans have liberated Normandy Hitler: It's over Eva. Everything's a disaster. We might as well call this Disaster Day. Eva: Why not just call it D-Day?"

"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."

"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"

"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"

"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."