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Joke of the Day

"Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets. (Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A"

"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"

"A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower. Or caring that I exist or whatever."

"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."

"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."

"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."

"I don't know who's worse, the people who sign their cats' names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign."

"Did you guys see the new line of Tony Romo's cologne? Every time you wear it, you fuck up and the other guy scores."

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"How do you catch a unique lion? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame lion? tame way! Zingo!"