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Joke of the Day

"I don't know who's worse, the people who sign their cats' names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign."

"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."

"What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear..."

"What does Trump's hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole."

"Just took an opposite selfie of something I saw. Elsie? Otherie? Seeie? Oh, photo. Got it."

"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"

"A banker, a Greek and a German sit on a table ... There are ten cookies on that table. The banker takes nine and tells the German: ""Watch out, the Greek so going to steal your cookie!"""