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Joke of the Day

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"I've just de-flowered a virgin. I mugged a Pokemon Go player coming out of a florists."

"Lost and confused in an helicopter"

"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."

"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."

"Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out."

"Why does Santa have 3 houses? One for each of his hoes."

"Do you know how fast you were going sir? ""15,000mph?"" Wha? No,like 65? ""Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"" I guess so. ""Ok bye"" bye?"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"

"I was blind for a while after eye surgery. Those were dark times."