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Joke of the Day
"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."
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"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."
"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."
"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""
"Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long."
"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"
"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"
"Her: I just read this really funny thing on FB. Me: No you didn't."
"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"
"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"