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Joke of the Day
"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."
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"Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping? Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase."
"I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds... of ammunition to keep all you losers away."
"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""
"Two ducks are in a pond One says ""quack!"" The other says ""man, i was just about to say that!"""
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."
"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."
"I got 45 pages into writing my autobiography before I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Smash Mouth's ""All Star"" over and over again."