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Joke of the Day
"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."
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"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"
"Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute."
"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"
"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"Why Doe's Ellen Pao suck? Because of my big tits."
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
"Not a racing fan at all but 3 simple words would have me practically living at the dog track: little monkey jockeys"