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Joke of the Day

"Offered the kids $5 to clean so they could learn about money and then didn't pay them so they could learn about randomly trusting people."

"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"

"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"

"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."

"Insulting Bakers is Good Fun You can really get a rise out of them."

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."

"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."

"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""

"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."