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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space? A lunar-tick"

"I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad."

"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."

"Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!"

"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"

"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck."

"Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."

"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."

"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."