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Joke of the Day

"Be right back. -Godot"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"

"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."

"Why does nobody like eating with Lionel? Because he is a Messi eater!"

"How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding."

"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."

"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."