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Joke of the Day
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"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard."
"I tripped on a ""slippery when wet"" sign today. I was floored by the irony."
"What did the rapper say to the deli owner? Challah!"
"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."
"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
"You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out"
"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."