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Joke of the Day
"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
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"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"
"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."
"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."
"What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
"Ever heard of Black Jesus? I hear he's pretty hung."
"[therapy] ME: *in tears* So anyway, that's why I think she left me PERSON ON ELEVATOR: Please, I have a family"
"if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first? The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions."
"I was loving the song with the great beat in the lunchroom at work today when I realized it was the dishwasher running. It's great to be me."
"How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar? He shreds."