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Joke of the Day
"What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash."
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"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"
"If you can't spell, we can't hangman."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."
"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
"*1st date* [Be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] So where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*"
"Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to"
"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"What time of day are you not able to find your watch? 4:04"