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Joke of the Day
"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
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"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"
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"I Have The Body of a 25 Year Old Supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer."
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"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"
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