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Joke of the Day

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater"

"Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."

"What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge with a denim jacket on"

"""I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault."" ~ girls"

"answer This is too all high school teacher, What is the worst thing that you've seen your student doing?"

"My drivers Ed teacher told me to pull over somewhere safe... Five minutes later he said, ""Why haven't you pulled over yet?"" I said, ""Because we're still in Detroit."""

"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"

"oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."

"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."