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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."

"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"

"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"

"HR has a problem with me giving the vending machine guy a lap dance. In my defense, he was packing Dark Chocolate Twix."

"Things you won't catch me saying: What a great fucking meeting!"

"What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't."

"Walter Jr. had to use both feet to operate the pedals. He was braking bad."

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"

"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."