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Joke of the Day
"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"
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"My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea."
"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."
"If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions."
"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."
"Two chemists walk into a bar... The first one said ""I want some H2O please"".The other chemist said ""I'd like some H2O too"".Then he died."
"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."
"""you're too polite"" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers"
"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."