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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much."

"Romney: ""I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."""

"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"

"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"

"If there's one thing children have taught me it's how to count down from 5 while pretending there's a huge consequence if I ever reach zero."

"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."

"Have you heard about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay. (I'm a terrible person.)"

"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."