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Joke of the Day

"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."

"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."

"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."

"Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog."

"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"

"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"

"What do you call a magic owl? HOOdini"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"