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Joke of the Day

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them."

"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"

"So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party."

"What do pirates and pimps both have in common.... ...they both say ""yo ho"" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)"

"I have an internet porn addiction. i really should beat it..."

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"

"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."

"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"