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Joke of the Day

"What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood? Logger-rhythms."

"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."

"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""

"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""

"the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman"

"How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects"

"What kind of juice does hitler drink? Concentrated juice."

"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"

"People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me. Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool."

"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"