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Joke of the Day
"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"
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"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"
"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"
"Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!"
"[Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] ""The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."""
"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."
"Hey Gillette commercial, Want to impress me with your Razors? Have Robin Williams shave his arms with one..."
"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."
"3. That's how many times you have to ask someone if they're grumpy before they get grumpy."
"I hate having to brush my teeth in the morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."