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Joke of the Day
"What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"
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"If Trump wins, I think I may know what will happen to New Mexico [Removed]"
"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."
"Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."
"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."
"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."