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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."
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"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for a lifetime"
"A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre So he gives her one!"
"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."
"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"
"Just got back from seeing a chiropractor that guy cracks me up"
"How does a feminist change a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them."
"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"
"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""