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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."
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"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
"I painted my laptop black so it would run faster... ...but now it doesn't work."
"The chances of Donald Trump being elected."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment"
"*sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here"
"Still can't find my keys. I should probably check the everything bagel."
"What should you do if a bird poos on your car? Don't ask her out again"
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."