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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction"
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"[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]"
"karma for jokes You dont get it?"
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder."
"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"A fish swam into a wall... and said ""dam!"""
"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."
"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year."
"Why don't pirates like anal? Because they hate having to clean the poop dick."