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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction"

"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"

"""This won't end well, mark my words. Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*"

"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"

"Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears He got Triggered."

"There's been a rash of break ins recently involving teenage boys, so I switched out all the locks in my home with bra clasps."

"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."

"Wife was talking for a while so I pulled out my iPod & played her off award show style. This did not go over as well as I hoped."

"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"