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Joke of the Day
"Can February March? No, but April May."
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"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"
"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"
"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."