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Joke of the Day
"Can February March? No, but April May."
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"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
"Never treat a lady like an object It hates that"
"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"
"You Know The Economy is really Bad when even God starts laying people off #pope"
"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"
"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck!"
"You know what ruins a rape? Consent"
"Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet? It didn't Fett."