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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."
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"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"
"I have the body of an eighteen year old I keep it in the fridge"
"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"
"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."
"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""
"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."
"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."
"What did the chinese pirate say? Awwlllll!"
"They need to make realistic commercials for beds & mattresses. They always show a couple, never a guy with a dog asleep on his chest."